Guess Who? It's 10 O'clock, do you care where your parents are? Because after all, it is a jungle out there.

I don't know, everywhere I look, it seems like someone's getting butt-surfed by the system. My, my parents are always talking about "The System", and, and, and the 60's, and how cool it was. Well, look where the 60's got them, huh?

--- Happy Harry Hard On (Pump Up The Volume)

I'm gonna get on this spaceship, and I'm gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, you'll be long gone. But I won't have aged at all. So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, I'm gonna want to meet her.

--- Joey Tribianni (Friends)

Read the story of Adam and Eve there. Adam and Eve had it pretty soft up there in Paradise, they had no problems, they didn't even know they was naked. But Eve, she wasn't satisfied with that, see? And then one day against direct orders, she made poor Adam eat that apple. God got sore, he told them "Get your clothes on, and get the hell outta here."

--- Archie Bunker (All in the family)

Hey now wait a minute... I don't understand something here. I practice all week until I limp home and I gotta soak my feet, I spend eighteen dollars and fifty cents on a monkey suit, two nerds come to my room, and lock me in my bathroom, start calling me names, Sherlock Holmes here chases me and starts yelling at me, Cunningham, he.. Cunningham over there, he starts threatening me with physical violence, Shortcake kicks me in the leg, and you want to go home happy. Well let me tell you something, You're not going anywhere lady... The Fonz wants to dance!!!

--- Arthur Fonzarelli (Happy Days)